officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

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I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

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punacceptable:

sext: that looks infected

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raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

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to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

(Source: nahr4lma, via elementofcrime)

joseguwop:

809212:

what would you say to your 10 year old self

lottery numbers

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dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time

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