"cool blog"

me looking at my cool blog (via homowrecked)

(Source: nippled, via contort)

cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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(via green-satan)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

*drops something on purpose in front of somebody im trying to get nasty with*

me: oh….. let me get that right quick

*hits that nicki minaj anaconda single cover art pose*

(via beyoncebeytwice)

sarabatikha:

What didn’t kill me made me feel like a piece of shit for months.

(Source: autotrophe, via contort)

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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(via krakenguts)

nerdjpg:

me x you = gay²

(via nicoosuxx)

beyoncevevo:

"touch my butt and give me pizza" image

(via mrkittykatface)