opunminded:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you got puns hun

(via j6)

bunsen:

that moment when someone’s texting u and they delete what they were typing and u feel like they’re playing with ur feelings

(via earthdad)

snapchatting:

there are 7 wonders of the world and i am 3 of them

(via nakedly)

retiredjesus:

gay dude: mom… dad… im homo.

dad:..srs? im attacking you.

gay dude: i CAME OUT to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

(Source: retiredjesus, via indsie)

green-satan:

lazyredllama:

sircuddlebuns:

people who glorify having internet friends rather than actual irl friends

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people who glorify having irl friends rather than internet friendsimage

eggplants