fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

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swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

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rawdi-kun:

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like

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gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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